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    Too Scott To Handle

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    Ultimate Frisbee - Monday
    Seasons
    Spring 2022, Fall 2021, Summer 2021, Fall 2020, Summer 2020, Summer 2019, Spring 2019, Summer 2018, Spring 2018
    Captain
    Kristine Salzmann
    Captain
    Tom Salzmann

    Need a player? Check the subs list below:

    Ultimate Subs

    PlayerPhoneEmailNotes
    Alex Jules (m) (250) 792-4478alexj@kcfirstnations.com
    Play Level:Rec and intermediate
    Position(s):I play point guard and shooting guard, I can play pretty much all positions, don’t have the vertical like I used to for v-ball but I still love playing all sports
    Comments:Would love to get out and meet folks and perhaps even jump on a team.
    Ian McQuade (m) (250) 339-6955kitkatloid@yahoo.ca
    Play Level:intermediate
    Position(s):Handler
    Comments:I've played Ultimate for 40+ years! :^) Weather is no issue and please text.
    Julie Hall (f) (778) 877-0162jewlz70@hotmail.com
    Play Level:Rec/intermediate
    Gordon Clayton (m) (250) 207-5660gordonthomasclayton@hotmail.com
    Play Level:Recreational for ultimate, competitive for volleyball
    Position(s):Everything
    Comments:All nights, not available in December
    Dallas D (m) (250) 508-6533dallas2444962@hotmail.com
    Play Level:Rec/intermediate
    Comments:I've been playing in casual ultimate leagues for 15 years Current fitness level: C+
    Joseph Brady (m) (250) 220-0868joebrady98@gmail.com
    Play Level:Recreational
    Katie Leith-Mills (f) (250) 218-5571katieleith21@hotmail.com
    Play Level:Intermediate
    Position(s):Prefer forward for soccer and hockey
    Dan Bromley (m) (778) 350-6250danielbromley@gmail.com
    Play Level:Competitive soccer, ultimate, and intermediate volleyball
    Angelica Rattray-parsons (f) (250) 650-0991angelicarattrayparsons@gmail.com
    Play Level:Recreational
    Comments:Please contact me through my phone number opposed to email ☺️ thank you
    Maddie Lemieux (f) (250) 218-4313maddielemieux@telus.net
    Play Level:Very beginner for all
    Comments:I’m new to the valley and looking to make new friends. I do not have experience playing any of the sports listed above (I have experience with gymnastics, lacrosse, and running), however I would love to try something new and I’m eager to learn.
    Darwyn Montreuil (f) (250) 338-1788davemontreuil@gmail.com
    Play Level:Intermediate
    Position(s):Ultimate - possible handler or midfielder
    Comments:I am here for the month of July and I love Ultimate :)
    Dave Montreuil (m) (250) 338-1788davemontreuil@gmail.com
    Play Level:Quite high. I have played Ultimate for years. Good thrower, just getting a bit slower as I get older.
    Position(s):Handler - generally decent player
    Comments:I have a 16 year-old daughter that would also like to play. We are here from June 29th, until the end of July 2024! Happy to do pick-up games as well!
    Genevieve Pellerin (f) (236) 255-1221pellerin.genevieve@gmail.com
    Play Level:Ultimate Competitive
    Comments:Haven't played regularly since I moved to Comox Valley 3 years ago, but can't wait to play again!
    Jacinda Vlaar (f) (250) 218-1618smit.jz@hotmail.com
    Play Level:Competitive
    Position(s):Any
    Comments:We are posted back mid July so can’t sign up for the whole season!
    Daniel Gevaar (m) (250) 895-9838gevaar80@hotmail.com
    Play Level:Intermidiate
    Position(s):any
    Comments:Happy to join anyone.
    Jessica Gray (f) (587) 436-6563jlgibson866@hotmail.com
    Comments:Lifelong athlete, just want to get out and run around :)
    Linda Bartholme (f) (306) 684-1033linda.bartholme@googlemail.com
    Play Level:Intermediate skills, strong athletics and good cardio
    Position(s):All
    Comments:I am often free and don’t always check my emails so a call or text is better to get a hold of me on short notice. The earlier I know the higher the chances as I might need to get a babysitter (totally worth it though!). I studied kinesiology so I have done a bit of every sport and just love to be active and in good company :) excited to meet new people in the valley. Thank you!
    Brian Bento (m) (204) 997-8604brianbento86@gmail.com
    Comments:I enjoy playing various sports and all positions, just happy to be part of a FUN team that doesn't take themselves to serious but is still competitive. Newer to the valley so hoping to make connections on and off the field
    Kay Robb (f) (604) 818-7534kaitlynjrobb@gmail.com
    Comments:Available to play any evening! :)
    Gaio Chris (m) (604) 655-2628chris@gaio.me
    Comments:New to town, wanting to stay active meet new friends and get to know the community! As of now my schedule is open! Gimme a shout ????????
    Jeremy Boehm (m) (250) 218-3279
    Monique Beaudry (f) (438) 881-0077moniquembeaudry@gmail.com
    Comments:I’d like to be on a team. If possible
    Rachel Wilhelm (f) (604) 442-1540rachelbwilhelm@gmail.com
    Comments:Recreational player
    Cameron Vallee (m) (778) 971-6530camvallee1@gmail.com
    Comments:Happy to play any position and have fun!
    Florian Semmler (m) (416) 836-7469semmlerflorian@t-online.de
    Comments:Hey there! :) I am Flo, 1,96m tall, 26 years old and I come from Germany. I wanna stay here in Parksville for a long while. So I'm looking for a nice team to join.! would be nice to hear from anybody :)
    David Lee (m) (214) 403-6838dlyy315@gmail.com
    Kade Larson (m) (250) 331-1671kadelarso@hotmail.com
    Comments:Quick learner, played around. Need to build up my cardio and get out again.
    Dave Myers (m) (778) 868-0864dave_myers@shaw.ca
    Comments:Up for games of soccer, ultimate or slow pitch. available most nights of the week. Give me a shout and lets get out there.
    Jessie Brown (250) 702-0698disedrop@gmail.com
    Comments:Up for anything, always available
    Jesse Polito (m) (778) 871-1847jessepolito@gmail.com
    Comments:Any position/any day.
    Kat Smith (f) (250) 895-9806kasmith55@gmail.com
    Comments:Happy to get out and play!
    Amber Aleksich (f) (778) 697-1327amberaleksich@hotmail.com
    Zak Miko (m) (778) 269-5223zakmiko94@gmail.com
    Comments:Can chase and handle
    Adam Hockin (m) (604) 223-8419adhocbc@gmail.com
    Comments:I'm game to play ultimate and other stuff too.
    Katie Leith-Mills (f) (250) 218-5571katieleith21@hotmail.com
    Comments:Have field hockey from 7:30-9:00 so can sub for the early games.
    Michelle Koning (f) (250) 650-2867michelle.e.koning@gmail.com
    Play Level:Up to intermediate for volleyball. All others rec.
    Position(s):Volleyball right/left side.
    Candace Pisto (f) (778) 992-0408candace.pisto@gmail.com
    Play Level:Recreational
    Comments:Mostly available for Monday nights, may have to duck out to grab my offspring from a Monday night commitment that ends at 8:00 pm but will come back to the field
    Third PlaceSpring 2022
    Second PlaceFall 2021
    Second PlaceSummer 2021
    Second PlaceFall 2020

    Monday Ultimate Standings - Spring 2022

    PosTeamPlayoff SeedingGPWLTTotal PointsStreakPoints ForPoints AgainstPoint DiffSpirit Points
    11st660012W688444431
    22nd651010W589652433
    33rd64208W186671930
    44th64208W476611528
    55th63306W16870-235
    66th63306L26066-631
    77th63306L280582231
    88th63306L17566929
    99th62404L15074-2434
    1010th62404W16474-1029
    1111th61502L45284-3232
    1212th60600L63190-5937

    Schedule & Results - Spring 2022

    Too Scott To Handle
    VS.
    1000 Monkeys

    13 - 15
    Game Notes:
    *Be sure to bring cleats, water, and check your team colour priority on the schedule for each week of games. Let's have some fun!

    Too Scott To Handle
    VS.
    Mighty Hucks

    3 - 15

    Too Scott To Handle
    VS.
    Disco Inferno

    15 - 2

    Ultomatoes
    VS.
    Too Scott To Handle

    9 - 15
    Game Notes:
    *Start times move to 7 p.m.

    Second Half Team
    VS.
    Too Scott To Handle

    6 - 15

    Rumspringa
    VS.
    Too Scott To Handle

    14 - 15

    Mighty Hucks
    VS.
    Too Scott To Handle

    15 - 10
    Game Notes:
    SF#1: Seeds 1 vs. 4

    1000 Monkeys
    VS.
    Too Scott To Handle

    9 - 15
    Game Notes:
    3rd Place Game
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