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    Too Scott To Handle

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    Ultimate Frisbee - Monday
    Seasons
    Spring 2022, Fall 2021, Summer 2021, Fall 2020, Summer 2020, Summer 2019, Spring 2019, Summer 2018, Spring 2018
    Captain
    Kristine Salzmann
    Captain
    Tom Salzmann

    Need a player? Check the subs list below:

    Ultimate Subs

    PlayerPhoneEmailNotes
    Lindsay Pistner (f) (778) 979-0169lindsaypistner@gmail.comFor soccer I prefer to play forward or mid, but am also a very solid defender! I'm able to play most evenings, I'd love to come out and play with your team.
    Natasha Tymo (f) (250) 898-4698nctymo@gmail.com 
    Monique Beaudry (f) (438) 881-0077moniquembeaudry@gmail.comI’d like to be on a team. If possible
    Rachel Wilhelm (f) (604) 442-1540rachelbwilhelm@gmail.comRecreational player
    Marijke Richman (f) (604) 317-1364miss.marijke@gmail.comIn Comox for vacation and wouldn't mind playing a game of Ulty. Normally a cutter but can handle too. Text is best to reach me.
    Cameron Vallee (m) (778) 971-6530camvallee1@gmail.comHappy to play any position and have fun!
    Florian Semmler (m) (416) 836-7469semmlerflorian@t-online.deHey there! :) I am Flo, 1,96m tall, 26 years old and I come from Germany. I wanna stay here in Parksville for a long while. So I'm looking for a nice team to join.! would be nice to hear from anybody :)
    Dave Montreuil (m) (250) 338-1788davemontreuil@gmail.comI have a lot of experience and am a decent handler. Happy to play anytime as I am here in the valley on vacation until The beginning of august. Thanks!
    Alex Jules (m) (250) 792-4478alexj@kcfirstnations.comI grew up playing all sports and loved playing Volleyball and Basketball. I also played a bit of Softball and can play any position(been a while) but I just need to practice and get in the game. I also can play ultimate and enjoy being around teams. I am 45 so time has taken some of my speed, but I still enjoy team atmospheres and playing sports:)
    David Lee (m) (214) 403-6838dlyy315@gmail.com 
    Kade Larson (m) (250) 331-1671kadelarso@hotmail.comQuick learner, played around. Need to build up my cardio and get out again.
    Rue Kasasian (f) (778) 677-6557ruthkasasian@gmail.comWill play any position. I haven't played for a while. Mediocre to reasonable fitness level
    Dave Myers (m) (778) 868-0864dave_myers@shaw.caUp for games of soccer, ultimate or slow pitch. available most nights of the week. Give me a shout and lets get out there.
    Jessie Brown (250) 702-0698disedrop@gmail.comUp for anything, always available
    Jesse Polito (m) (778) 871-1847jessepolito@gmail.comAny position/any day.
    Kat Smith (f) (250) 895-9806kasmith55@gmail.comFit and able to run. I'm happy to be contacted to play Flag Football, Slow-pitch or Ultimate! Text is best :)
    Amber Aleksich (f) (778) 697-1327amberaleksich@hotmail.com 
    Elias Campbell (m) (646) 408-6777elias@eliascampbell.comNew to the area, 6'4. Long and lean played sports my whole life. Played Co-ed ultimate at a pretty competitive level back in Ontario. "A" level volleyball player have been playing a lot of beach in Kits and some VBC tourneys. Solid basketball player. Usually play wing or 4. I don't need to be a hero/scorer. Happy crashing boards and playing D;)
    Maude Tanguay (f) (438) 499-8590maudetanguay1@gmail.com 
    Zak Miko (m) (778) 269-5223zakmiko94@gmail.comCan chase and handle
    Kate Bradshaw (f) (905) 517-9287bradshawk87@gmail.com 
    Joseph Jacques (m) (306) 684-0153josephjacques@gmail.comAthletic, pretty good at most sports. Available weekends and variables schedule week days but shoot me a text and I'll quickly let you know if I can make it.
    Adam Hockin (m) (604) 223-8419adhocbc@gmail.comI'm game to play ultimate and other stuff too.
    Ben Pryputniski (m) (250) 927-3925benpry@shaw.ca 
    Cedar Hilberry (m) (250) 897-6883chilberry@hotmail.com 
    Travis Price (m) (250) 204-5151tp13@live.caRecreational/intermediate indoor/outdoor soccer player that can play all positions except keeper (although I do know one eager to play). Recreational floor hockey player with hockey knowledge that's open to any position excluding goalie. Minimal experience in Ultimate but I run and catch well. Always down to have fun, socialize and learn something new! Available any night, give me a text or email anytime. Cheers!
    Mark Hart (m) (604) 868-1431mhart@comoxvalleyrd.caLove to join your team for some ultimate!
    Ben Dorrington (m) (250) 896-1316 
    Ano Matsa (f) (250) 465-1235anotidamatsa@gmail.comI am good at volleyball and would like to have a fun time
    Nate Penner (m) (604) 442-8022pennernathan07@gmail.comAll around player.
    Jesse P (m) (250) 661-8979jugglinjesse@yahoo.caFloor Hockey and Ultimate Frisbee Player--have 2 young kids so availability is dependent :)
    Patricia Halinowski (f) (250) 203-5320patty.halinowski@gmail.comStudent- Flexible schedule. Skills: Indoor basketball - adequate; Beach volleyball - adequate; Soccer - body on the field, might be occasionally useful; Ultimate - body on the field, might be occasionally useful
    Justin Shepherd (m) (250) 702-5325justinshep@shaw.ca 
    Jesse Ashwell (m) (778) 678-5586jesseashwell@gmail.comcutter or handler for ulti played for uvic volleyball power or offside or anywhere else!!
    Katie Leith-Mills (f) (250) 218-5571katieleith21@hotmail.comHave field hockey from 7:30-9:00 so can sub for the early games.
    Jonathan Munro (m) (778) 951-3118munro.jon@hotmail.com 
    Laxman Pradhan (m) (250) 888-9359laxmanpradhan@gmail.comI can play most sports and have a pretty flexible schedule
    Jamie Yurick (m) (780) 935-7286jyurick@ualberta.caI'm mostly interested in playing hockey, can play either forwards or defense. I've been playing hockey my whole life, playing Junior C back in Alberta. Have me out and I'll give you full effort!
    Jordan Campbell (m) (250) 230-43887jordanc@gmail.com 
    Mac Christison (m) (250) 702-7793mac_christison@hotmail.com 
    Guillaume Lebrun (m) (819) 271-8248glebrun104@gmail.comJust moved in the Valley and look to make some new friends. I’ve played most sport recreational before :)
    Cameron Wilson (m) (250) 720-7209cwilson_79@yahoo.caFairly flexible schedule. Fun, yet competitive, "B ish" player. Appreciate as much advanced notice as possible before a game and can best reached on my cell phone: 250-720-7209. Text or leave me a voicemail and I will get back to you in a timely manner. Thank you kindly
    Allison CAUGHEY (f) (418) 559-0079acaughey@hotmail.comMoved to the island during COVID and excited to meet new friends. Have gear for all sports other than ice hockey.
    Third PlaceSpring 2022
    Second PlaceFall 2021
    Second PlaceSummer 2021
    Second PlaceFall 2020

    Monday Ultimate Standings - Spring 2022

    PosTeamPlayoff SeedingGPWLTTotal PointsStreakPoints ForPoints AgainstPoint DiffSpirit Points
    11st660012W688444431
    22nd651010W589652433
    33rd64208W186671930
    44th64208W476611528
    55th63306W16870-235
    66th63306L26066-631
    77th63306L280582231
    88th63306L17566929
    99th62404L15074-2434
    1010th62404W16474-1029
    1111th61502L45284-3232
    1212th60600L63190-5937

    Schedule & Results - Spring 2022

    Too Scott To Handle
    VS.
    1000 Monkeys

    13 - 15
    Game Notes:
    *Be sure to bring cleats, water, and check your team colour priority on the schedule for each week of games. Let's have some fun!

    Too Scott To Handle
    VS.
    Mighty Hucks

    3 - 15

    Too Scott To Handle
    VS.
    Disco Inferno

    15 - 2

    Ultomatoes After Dark
    VS.
    Too Scott To Handle

    9 - 15
    Game Notes:
    *Start times move to 7 p.m.

    Second Half Team
    VS.
    Too Scott To Handle

    6 - 15

    Rumspringa
    VS.
    Too Scott To Handle

    14 - 15

    Mighty Hucks
    VS.
    Too Scott To Handle

    15 - 10
    Game Notes:
    SF#1: Seeds 1 vs. 4

    1000 Monkeys
    VS.
    Too Scott To Handle

    9 - 15
    Game Notes:
    3rd Place Game
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