Forward
| # | Player | Position | CVHL Waiver |
|---|---|---|---|
| 01 | Schnizzle Dizzle | Forward | |
| 1 | Gord Downie | Forward | |
| 11 | Scotty P From BC | Defense, Forward | |
| 32 | Norman Flynn | Forward | |
| 33 | Skip ToMyLoo | Forward | |
| 44 | Biffy | Forward, Goalie | |
| 55 | Stu Magoo | Forward | |
| 66 | Dingle Dangle | Forward | |
| 77 | Gordie Goo | Forward | |
| 88 | Blurt Flurt | Forward | |
| 99 | Wayner McMayner | Forward |
