Too Scott To Handle

kris.sumi
April 10, 2018
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Leagues: Ultimate Frisbee - Monday
Seasons: Spring 2022, Fall 2021, Summer 2021, Fall 2020, Summer 2020, Summer 2019, Spring 2019, Summer 2018, Spring 2018

Captain: Kristine Salzmann
Captain: Tom Salzmann

Need a player? Check the subs list below:

Ultimate Subs

Player

Phone

Notes

Linda Bartholme (f)

(306) 684-1033

linda.bartholme@googlemail.com

Play Level:	Intermediate skills, strong athletics and good cardio
Position(s):	All
Comments:	I am often free and don’t always check my emails so a call or text is better to get a hold of me on short notice. The earlier I know the higher the chances as I might need to get a babysitter (totally worth it though!). I studied kinesiology so I have done a bit of every sport and just love to be active and in good company :) excited to meet new people in the valley. Thank you!

Brian Bento (m)

(204) 997-8604

brianbento86@gmail.com

Comments:

I enjoy playing various sports and all positions, just happy to be part of a FUN team that doesn't take themselves to serious but is still competitive. Newer to the valley so hoping to make connections on and off the field

Kay Robb (f)

(604) 818-7534

kaitlynjrobb@gmail.com

Comments:

Available to play any evening! :)

Gaio Chris (m)

(604) 655-2628

chris@gaio.me

Comments:

New to town, wanting to stay active meet new friends and get to know the community! As of now my schedule is open! Gimme a shout ????????

Jeremy Boehm (m)

Natasha Tymo (f)

Monique Beaudry (f)

moniquembeaudry@gmail.com

Comments:

I’d like to be on a team. If possible

Rachel Wilhelm (f)

(604) 442-1540

rachelbwilhelm@gmail.com

Comments:

Recreational player

Cameron Vallee (m)

(778) 971-6530

camvallee1@gmail.com

Comments:

Happy to play any position and have fun!

Florian Semmler (m)

(416) 836-7469

semmlerflorian@t-online.de

Comments:

Hey there! :) I am Flo, 1,96m tall, 26 years old and I come from Germany. I wanna stay here in Parksville for a long while. So I'm looking for a nice team to join.! would be nice to hear from anybody :)

Alex Jules (m)

(250) 792-4478

alexj@kcfirstnations.com

Comments:

I grew up playing all sports and loved playing Volleyball and Basketball. I also played a bit of Softball and can play any position(been a while) but I just need to practice and get in the game. I also can play ultimate and enjoy being around teams. I am 45 so time has taken some of my speed, but I still enjoy team atmospheres and playing sports:)

David Lee (m)

(214) 403-6838

dlyy315@gmail.com

Kade Larson (m)

(250) 331-1671

kadelarso@hotmail.com

Comments:

Quick learner, played around. Need to build up my cardio and get out again.

Rue Kasasian (f)

(778) 677-6557

ruthkasasian@gmail.com

Comments:

Will play any position. I haven't played for a while. Mediocre to reasonable fitness level

Dave Myers (m)

(778) 868-0864

dave_myers@shaw.ca

Comments:

Up for games of soccer, ultimate or slow pitch. available most nights of the week. Give me a shout and lets get out there.

Jessie Brown

(250) 702-0698

disedrop@gmail.com

Comments:

Up for anything, always available

Jesse Polito (m)

(778) 871-1847

jessepolito@gmail.com

Comments:

Any position/any day.

Kat Smith (f)

(250) 895-9806

kasmith55@gmail.com

Comments:

Happy to get out and play!

Amber Aleksich (f)

(778) 697-1327

amberaleksich@hotmail.com

Elias Campbell (m)

(646) 408-6777

elias@eliascampbell.com

Comments:

New to the area, 6'4. Long and lean played sports my whole life. Played Co-ed ultimate at a pretty competitive level back in Ontario. "A" level volleyball player have been playing a lot of beach in Kits and some VBC tourneys. Solid basketball player. Usually play wing or 4. I don't need to be a hero/scorer. Happy crashing boards and playing D;)

Maude Tanguay (f)

(438) 499-8590

maudetanguay1@gmail.com

Zak Miko (m)

(778) 269-5223

zakmiko94@gmail.com

Comments:

Can chase and handle

Adam Hockin (m)

(604) 223-8419

adhocbc@gmail.com

Comments:

I'm game to play ultimate and other stuff too.

Ben Pryputniski (m)

Travis Price (m)

Comments:

Recreational/intermediate indoor/outdoor soccer player that can play all positions except keeper (although I do know one eager to play). Recreational floor hockey player with hockey knowledge that's open to any position excluding goalie. Minimal experience in Ultimate but I run and catch well. Always down to have fun, socialize and learn something new! Available any night, give me a text or email anytime. Cheers!

Mark Hart (m)

(604) 868-1431

mhart@comoxvalleyrd.ca

Comments:

Love to join your team for some ultimate!

Ben Dorrington (m)

(250) 896-1316

Nate Penner (m)

(604) 442-8022

pennernathan07@gmail.com

Comments:

All around player.

Jesse P (m)

(250) 661-8979

jugglinjesse@yahoo.ca

Comments:

Floor Hockey and Ultimate Frisbee Player--have 2 young kids so availability is dependent :)

Patricia Halinowski (f)

(250) 203-5320

patty.halinowski@gmail.com

Comments:

Student- Flexible schedule. Skills: Indoor basketball - adequate; Beach volleyball - adequate; Soccer - body on the field, might be occasionally useful; Ultimate - body on the field, might be occasionally useful

Justin Shepherd (m)

(250) 702-5325

justinshep@shaw.ca

Katie Leith-Mills (f)

(250) 218-5571

katieleith21@hotmail.com

Comments:

Have field hockey from 7:30-9:00 so can sub for the early games.

Jordan Campbell (m)

Cameron Wilson (m)

Comments:

Fairly flexible schedule. Fun, yet competitive, "B ish" player. Appreciate as much advanced notice as possible before a game and can best reached on my cell phone: 250-720-7209. Text or leave me a voicemail and I will get back to you in a timely manner. Thank you kindly

Monday Ultimate Standings - Spring 2022

Pos	Team	Playoff Seeding	GP	W	L	Total Points	Streak	Points For	Points Against	Point Diff	Spirit Points
1	Mighty Hucks	1st	6	6	0	12	W6	88	44	44	31
2	Ultimately Hippies	2nd	6	5	1	10	W5	89	65	24	33
3	1000 Monkeys	3rd	6	4	2	8	W1	86	67	19	30
4	Too Scott To Handle	4th	6	4	2	8	W4	76	61	15	28
5	Second Half Team	5th	6	3	3	6	W1	68	70	-2	35
6	Risk it for the Discuit	6th	6	3	3	6	L2	60	66	-6	31
7	Rumspringa	7th	6	3	3	6	L2	80	58	22	31
8	Ultomatoes	8th	6	3	3	6	L1	75	66	9	29
9	Disco Inferno	9th	6	2	4	4	L1	50	74	-24	34
10	Jusdisc League	10th	6	2	4	4	W1	64	74	-10	29
11	Game of Throws	11th	6	1	5	2	L4	52	84	-32	32
12	Dreamcatchers	12th	6	0	6	0	L6	31	90	-59	37

Schedule & Results - Spring 2022


April 11, 2022 Too Scott To Handle VS. 1000 Monkeys 13 - 15 Queneesh Elementary - Field 2: Left Field, Closest Playground Game Notes: *Be sure to bring cleats, water, and check your team colour priority on the schedule for each week of games. Let's have some fun!
April 25, 2022 Too Scott To Handle VS. Mighty Hucks 3 - 15 Queneesh Elementary - Field 3: Right Field, Closest Fence
May 2, 2022 Too Scott To Handle VS. Disco Inferno 15 - 2 Woodcote Park - Field 1 (Closest to 17th st)
May 9, 2022 Ultomatoes VS. Too Scott To Handle 9 - 15 Woodcote Park - Field 2 (Furthest from 17th st) Game Notes: *Start times move to 7 p.m.
May 16, 2022 Second Half Team VS. Too Scott To Handle 6 - 15 Queneesh Elementary - Field 4: Right Field, Closest Playground
May 30, 2022 Rumspringa VS. Too Scott To Handle 14 - 15 Queneesh Elementary - Field 2: Left Field, Closest Playground
June 6, 2022 Mighty Hucks VS. Too Scott To Handle 15 - 10 Woodcote Park - Field 1 (Closest to 17th st) Game Notes: SF#1: Seeds 1 vs. 4
June 13, 2022 1000 Monkeys VS. Too Scott To Handle 9 - 15 Woodcote Park - Field 1 (Closest to 17th st) Game Notes: 3rd Place Game